~Live to Laugh~

Going to school/work and wanting to do this to everyone:

laugh-addict:

(Source: laughcentre, via that-fml-moment)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via giggle-some-more)

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(Source: doodoomar, via kawaiidaisu)

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

(via that-fml-moment)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via s-p-4-c-e-b-0-u-n-d)

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

“Do you know how many calories are in that?”

laugh-addict:

 

“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

 

(Source: keishaissooawesome, via that-fml-moment)

moriarty-is-a-dalek:

talk-you-down:

icelikelollies:

you know what’s weird

hair

like it can’t be cold or warm hair

when you touch it its just

hair temperature 

this site i swear to god

Unless you stand in the sun for an hour when your hair is like dark brown or some shit, when I touch my hair that shit is on fucking fire

(via that-fml-moment)